niktheawesome:

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deathtiel:

In an event that occurred many hundreds of years ago, a meteoroid breaking up in the atmosphere created a Martian meteorite shower that pelted the Sahara resulting in a couple of cereal bowl’s of…lucky charms.

Ok ignoring all the blatant grammatical errors you’ve made here

Darryl what the fuck why are you comparing your meteorites to cereal that makes NO SENSE what are you even trying to accomplish with that metaphor

allmybadintentions:

a picture of mark hoppus hugging a beluga whale for when you’re feel sad

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springtimeofhisvoodoo:

includingthecow:

I made my dad a bouquet of Roses for his birthday. 

auhifduhiufaisudghasiuhgaiughaisuhgds OH MY GOD I WANT ONE SO BAD

oh my god i can’t stop laughing THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

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dear white people 

ungit:

captain trash:

i’m sick of cultural dishes getting butchered by “innovative” crackers

i’m sick of traditional foods getting destroyed and my culture being chipped away at

Tragedy struck Earth tonight as China, an ancient civilization with a rich history and culture, was completely and utterly annihilated by a woman’s lunch. The culture began to violently disintegrate as Patty Henderson (Whitesville, Ohio) cut up a hot dog and added it to her mapo doufu. The popular Chinese dish had remained the same for thirty thousand years, not changing with the tastes of the communities that ate it, unlike every other fucking plate of food in history.  Henderson’s additions to the meal quickly destabilized the recipe, creating a temporal paradox that removed Chinese culture from history. “She literally erased our culture” said Jenn Chiang, as the space-time anomaly tore her body apart on an atomic level.

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notafraidofruins:

heaven-and-helvetica:

prepare for trouble

and make it double

to protect the world from gay population

to unite rich people within our nation

romney

ryan.

TEAM WHITE BREAD BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
SURRENDER NOW AND LOSE YOUR RIGHTS 

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