This is on point.
Dog Shame of the Day: Just because your dog needs to wear a muzzle doesn’t mean that they have to look like Hannibal Lecter. At least that’s what Japanese company OPPO thought when they introduced the duckbill-shaped Quack.
Early Bird Special: Meet Myles and Kolton, a couple of kickass kids who improve on Jason Mraz’s “I Won’t Give Up” with nothing but a guitar and a ukulele.
Don’t even think about comparing them to Justin Bieber.
You can’t spell neighbor without ‘neigh’.
I just had a car accident and I’m so glad I didn’t die because this would have been my last post ever, fuck.
Next time you’re giving your partner a hand job stare into his eyes lovingly and whisper “At last my arm is complete again.”
where can i illegally download some David Archuleta music
sometimes i like to put candy on my gecko and then he hates me
FOR REVENGE HE’S STANDING ON MY TOUCH PAD AND WON’T LET ME BROWSE TUMBLR DSIFOSDGPDFGK