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youshallruethisday:

remember myspace

emptygravity:

This is on point. 

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thedailywhat:

Dog Shame of the Day: Just because your dog needs to wear a muzzle doesn’t mean that they have to look like Hannibal Lecter. At least that’s what Japanese company OPPO thought when they introduced the duckbill-shaped Quack.

[laughingsquid]

thedailywhat:

Early Bird Special: Meet Myles and Kolton, a couple of kickass kids who improve on Jason Mraz’s “I Won’t Give Up” with nothing but a guitar and a ukulele. 

Don’t even think about comparing them to Justin Bieber. 

[vvv]

dirks:

dirks:

You can’t spell neighbor without ‘neigh’.

I just had a car accident and I’m so glad I didn’t die because this would have been my last post ever, fuck.

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youwantsomepearlsmuthafuckaaa:

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Sondheim Sex Tip #5 

sondheimsextips:

Next time you’re giving your partner a hand job stare into his eyes lovingly and whisper “At last my arm is complete again.”

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franksroofing:

k-martsmart:

where can i illegally download some David Archuleta music

2007

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heyclock:

heyclock:

sometimes i like to put candy on my gecko and then he hates me

FOR REVENGE HE’S STANDING ON MY TOUCH PAD AND WON’T LET ME BROWSE TUMBLR DSIFOSDGPDFGK

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