TSK: Patient making a pass at my P.A.
- 30-something male patient with Down's Syndrome: Hey are you a parking ticket?
- Female Physician Assistant: Um, no?
- Patient: Well you could've fooled me, because you have FINE FINE FINE written all over you!
TSK: Negotiations
- 6-year-old Katrina *screaming in terror and thrashing in her father's arms*: ~NO NO NO I DON'T WANT MY STITCHES TAKEN OUT IT'S GOING TO HURT!~
- Cranquis: Katrina, look! I already took out one stitch from your finger, and you didn't even feel it. So you don't have to be so frightened.
- Katrina *looking at the suture I took out*: ~NO NO NO IT'S GOING TO HURT!~
- Cranquis: Did that one hurt?
- Katrina: ~NO BUT THE NEXT ONE WILL!~
- Cranquis: Ok, I'll make you a deal. I'm going to give you one sticker for every stitch that I take out, and if any stitch actually hurts when I take it out, I'll give you an extra 3 stickers.
- Katrina *instantly calm*: Only if they're Disney Princess stickers.
- Fan: What's a secret about you that no one else knows?
- Ed Sheeran: I had a really, really, really bad stutter when I was little. I had a birthmark on my eye and they had to laser it off and they didn't use anesthetics so it like messed up with my nervous system and stuff. I had a really heavy stutter so I'd be talking like this- and I've still got like hints of it but- erm I'd be talking like this and literally not be able to get words out. PLUS I had quite bad eye sight so I had big, blue NHS specs. PLUS I was ginger. PLUS I didn't have a growth spurt until quite late on so I was very small. So from the age of 6 to about 11- OH and I erm had a perforated eardrum so I had to wear this weird kinda hat.
- Radio Station Interviewer: How did you become a musician?!
- Ed Sheeran: Well this is the thing, this is what I wondered. From the age of 6 to 11 no one would want to hang with that kind of kid.. that was weird.
- Ed Sheeran: So I think God looked down and said I think you need some help getting laid. Here's a guitar.
- model: *breathes*
- tyra banks: i remember once when i was 19, i had to breathe too, i understand your struggle
Hillary Clinton on what designers she wears:
- Interviewer: Okay. Which designers do you prefer?
- Hillary Clinton: What designers of clothes?
- Interviewer: Yes.
- Hillary Clinton: Would you ever ask a man that question?
- Interviewer: Probably not. Probably not.
- Person: Your music taste is shit.
- Me: Shhh do you hear that?
- Person: Hear what?
- Me: It's the winds of me not giving a fuck
- Me: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜゜・✧。・゜゜・。*。・゜*
- me (surprised): omg
- me (amused): omg
- me (angry): omg
- me (sad): omg
- me (nostalgic): omg
- me (annoyed): omg
- me (scared): omg
